a young anbu!jiraiya.
yeah i drew this with a staedtler triplus pencil (the big ass one), in about 5-10 minutes and cleaned it and coloured it very lazily in about 1.5 hours, courtesy of lousy mouse and pretty much old school photoshop 4.0.
tah dah. it's very simple looking but it was a bitch to clean. i can't colour properly even if my life depended on it.
but i still feel happy with this one. heh.
hows everyone doing?
+ i can't seem to find the zipper it must be up the bleach of your ass crack -
jesus bo beezus banana fana fo feezus oh jesus please release us, e.t. feeds us reeses pieces cause he needs us to phone his nieces, usin' eva save-a-lot cause who's the boss we crave a lot, smoke pot, pot, pot...come on now pot, pot, pot...
HAHAAHA.
wtf.... they must have been high while writing this, goodness gracious me!
tsk tsk tsk... such language! hahahahha.
bah. only a few hours to school, im still up. i'm still stupid. but so is the asshole who gave me a shock by staring at me while i was slicing onions. i saw him from the corner of my eyes, but i thought it was another person, just watching for fun or no apparent reason. i turn around and suddenly it's super anatomy man.
*cue G-HASP*
asshat! im slicing onions. slicing. meaning holding knife, meaning holding sharp blade. don't scare me like that! and why you staring huh? it's not like i acknowledge you neither do you give a shit cos apparently you like to place girl hearts into a blender. so go avay! i seriously dont know what he wanted.
he ignores me like the plague. maybe he's scared to step on my toes. but he gives me that look... is he trying to press the < < ? no can do bub. please don't bother. as much as you're hyped up to be, you're no magician, and your head is so big, i bet your momma hates you, you probably caused her more than 24 hours of labour.
on a completely different note... i love teacher's pet! hahah its really really funny, very good witty writing.
you know what? i really hate it when guys think theyre so much better than girls in the kitchen. while it is mostly true in the PROFESSIONAL cooking world, it isnt true on school grounds. its really sickening to think they think they know better and more than yourself, when the truth is, i have way more skill, logic and creativity than most in my class. im not bragging but from what i can see, at least im not doing badly at all and my practical grades are well, very good. so don't tell me im going to slice my fingers off by the way im holding my knife. i am aware of the hazards. do you seriously think i am hopeless? well, let's compare ourselves, boil down to the very core like a boiled sweet.
obviously, i rock. do you really just want to help me by standing at my side and telling me what to do, or are you just being obnoxious, or are you really just trying to make yourself feel better by TRYING to make me look like a fool?
and why do we use the term 'you', if we know the person we are adressing isnt reading? i dont know. it just feels better.
and when youre insecure you try to reveal other's weaknesses to cover up your own.
+ love is a brittle madness -
and i just caught saw on tv just now. omg it's so so so so sick.
oh but wildboyz was so freaky tonight. chris puked on steve-o hahhaha.
hmm. this week has been a bit boring. rather routine i guess. huh?? no way! it's started raining!
shiok to sleep lah. i better go sleep now, or it'd be such a shame to waste.
oh yeah, recently, john mayer and adam levine made out on stage. mmmmmmmmm. : )
in a cheer leader suit to boot. XD
+ don't you dare say you can't see what i'm thinking of -
hehe, i'm le happy happy joy joy now. last night by sheer luck i managed to catch the cowboy bebop movie : knockin' on heaven's door.
its very HOHMYGOD happiness : )))))))))))))) ... ive been wanting to watch that for so long, and the last time they aired it, i completely forgot about it! and i was just whining about it and then suddenly, turn on the telly, and what is this?! bebop movie airing in half an hour! happy happy joy joy!
spike is hot damn it.
and.... tonight i got to watch steamboy!!!! yes, this deserves an OMG too. it was fantastic! there was so much action, no draggy conversations, eventhough they were scientific, there wasnt anything too complicated at all. in fact, it made sense. hahaha. and the art was brill, of course.
the only thing that i didnt like was that there wasn't much of a twist i suppose. neither was it an emotional ride. but it was more of a breath-taking "omg technology" and scientific wonder, conveyed through the journey of the young boy genius, Ray. a lot of the direction was also kind of like, 'convenient'. as in, too coincidental i suppose.
it was good, but it still cannot match up to Akira. hoho, i won't get started on akira, cos that would take damn damn long. but akira was so fucking good lah. seriously. if you haven't seen akira, then go home and kill yourself! (haha, akira quote, just joking)
oh noes... its already 1 am... i need need to sleep but i know i'd just get frustrated going to bed and not being able to sleep. damn it.
if this doesnt seduce you... you need viagra. do watch akira. ok?
+ they were dancing, they were romancing -
damn it, i wanna watch kinsey very very badly now. hoho, ive got a good idea of what to *cough* "borrow" from vid ez now *evil grin*
but dang, liam and peter making out is just about the hottest thing ever lah. i mean, liam is refined, old-guy hot. and peter is not the typical beauty to most, but he *is* good looking and his voice is just smokin hot, the way he moves, his presence.......... *dies of the sighe*
hoho.
anyways, if you did indeed question my lack of presence tonight, i was at home resting from eating a brownie and raspberry gelato. no, i went out with my sibs to pp this afternoon, wich was late afternoon, cos it was raining so badly. then when we reached home i was too pooped out lah. and ive got work tomorrow at six forty five in the am. ergo, i did not feel up to it. sorry.
+ if the plane goes down, damn. -
i purchased one of the most excellent cookies this afternoon. they're damn good. oh, and if i were stuck on an island with only ONE kind of cookie, it would be the raspbery and cream cookies from ikea. they are, THE BEST cookies ever. best tart/jam cookie, bestest cookie ever. EVAR.
believe me, buy them should you go to ikea. they're in blue coloured tube packets. very, very good. dont buy the chocolate ones though. they suck. its funny how the same makers can make one flavour so good but not bother about the other one/s.
oh and that marigold yoghurt drinks. the passionfruitpear one is the bestest. really. its good.
sighe. jason has lovely shoulders.
+ i'll be sweet -
hnn. today was good. half day! wheeeeee.
however, we had 2 guests today, all the way from msia. a very very far away part of it, i still remember the bloody 3 hour drive withing msia ok, not from jb or anything. no joke. kampung asli! they were my mom's cousin and husband. damn it. you know, i couldve gone to scotland, if not for me and my siblings being so young at the time? they lived there, so we wanted to visit them at least once. alas, that never happened.
you know what i love about blogs? it's easier to distinguish the smart, the slutty, the stupid, the witty etc. like for instance, how minahs try their very hardest hardest to sound intelligent. oxford or whatever crummy dictionary open on their laps in front of the computer screen, trying to use every single difficult-sounding word in there, in attempt to sound highly intelligent and well-read. haha. in vain though. they still come off as dumb because all those words they use aren't used properly anyway.
then there are those who do not make an attempt at all. just plain, simple stupidity, distasteful displays of themselves. *peace sign*
haha. im such a sombong. HAHAHA.
ergo, i shall end this little update, as i need to retire for the day. in fact, ive got about 3 and 1/2 hours of sleep before getting ready to slave away for free.
i bet they don't even know what ergo means.
+ pay no more than absolutely zero -
i mean, how contradicting is that? he flirts with every single person with boobs in school, has the confidence to do so, and suddenly he's insecure about himself and scared of rejection? ok, being scared of rejection, i understand.
see, people like him, aka big flirts, pimps... they frighten me. they make a girl like me with too many short-comings to count, feel mighty, mighty inaddequate. make me question myself, make me doubt myself while i watch from the side and be ignored.
and suddenly this person is shy? suddenly, this person is humble, and insecure and doubtful?
oh no no no no! don't drop that bomb on me loser. stop asking me to watch movies with you!!! and don't get angry because i speak to the senior!!!
he's scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh.
i'm going to watch little britain by my lonesome now. so dont bother. you can come over if you bother, just bring your own condiments cos im broke and i dont want to share.
+ I AM A LADY! I DO WHAT LADIES DO! I LIKE FLOWERS, LIKE A LADY! -
happyness is your dad getting the little britain dvd. seasons 1-2 only though, but still.
LOVELOVELOVE!
+ did you get my message? -
this asshole, needs me to do a favour, yet, cannot even ask me directly. he opts to use friend B (good GOD i am using imaginary friend alphabets!!!) as a messanger pigeon, to ask me about it.
though it is a simple task, i can't turn back time and stop my brows from scrunching up in scrutiny and in utter distaste. my stomach churns at the thought and i'd spit upon friend Asshole's face if we were to meet any time soon.
i do not expect anything, or anything much at least, from any good deed I do or any fulfilled favours i have done. needless to say, i do not expect some form of gratitude this time round. but do i need it? no. do i crave and long for it? no. the only outcome i crave for is that friend Asshole would just stop being Super Anatomy Man. as in, he has the incredible ability to be many different parts of the human body at the same time. see, when he's an asshole, he's also a cunt. when he's an asshole as well as a cunt, he can be a dick, or even a dickhead. and when he's being all the above mentioned, he can even be, just, pure, ass. all at the same time! AMAZING!
hokay, so the bottomline is, i just wish that he would stop being the above mentioned, and that he would just haul his sorry self to just ask me directly and to THANK ME. it's not that difficult. or has all his pride or whatever's left of it gone out the window just to ask friend B to ask me to do this one favour for him?
even if it's a yes, does it look like i give a fucking damn???
people have choices, and its not my problem if your, his, hers, whoever's, choices are super bad and shit-for-brains dumb. so if he's made a complete fool of himself, i don't care, and i most certainly don't care if he's licking his wounds. im doing a favour here even if he is currently the biggest loser that has ever walked the earth that's too good for such a lowlife such as himself.
just fucking ask me directly and thank me. that's all i need.
+ this entry does not deserve any beautiful, whacky or inspiring lyric or quote. -
